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YOU CAN DELETE 80 PERCENT OF YOUR EMAILS, CHANGE MY MIND
CAN'T FOLLOW THE RULES? NO STORAGE FOR YOU!
electronic records, wow, no paper, much ease, woof, amaze, much sustainability, much access
I DON'T ALWAYS IMPROPERLY DISPOSE OF MY RECORDS, BUT WHEN I DO IT CAN RESULT IN COSTLY LITIGATION
SO WE SHOULD PRINT IT OUT AND THEN SHRED IT?
WANTS TO SHRED PAPERS THAT HAVE BEEN SCANNED, DIDN'T CREATE AN APPROVED SCANNING POLICY
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EMAILS ARE RECORDS
CAN'T POSSIBLY DISPOSE OF YOUR RECORDS EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE PAST RETENTION? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE
RETRIEVE FILES IN 48 HOURS OR LESS? SUCH FAST
WATCH OUT GUYS, WE'VE GOT SOME ORGANIZED DEPARTMENTS OVER HERE
YOU PRINT EMAILS? THAT'S THE SEALIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!
ORGANIZE ALL THE FILES!
Black holes are neat in the cosmos, not in your office
I AM ALTERING THE RETENTION PERIOD, PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY FURTHER
IF YOU CUSTOMIZE THE GENERAL SCHEDULE, IS IT STILL GENERAL?
YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE SCANNING SO I SCANNED A SCANNING POLICY THEN SENT IT TO YOU
I Left the Disaster Plan On My Desk!
WHERE DID ALL THE DARK DATA LURKING IN YOUR SYSTEMS COME FROM? ALIENS.
I ORGANIZED ALL OUR RECORDS BASED ON HOW SATISFYING THEY WILL BE TO SHRED
BRACE YOURSELVES, AUDITORS ARE COMING
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY DISPOSE OF RECORDS WITHOUT A LEGALLY APPROVED RETENTION SCHEDULE
GOOD, GOOD, KEEP PAYING FOR OBSOLETE SOFTWARE